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November 15, 1993
Top Ten Things Overheard At The NYC Marathon
10. "Taxi -- finish line and step on it!"
9. "Fifteen thousand, three hundred and twenty-eight steps. Fifteen
thousand, three hundred and twenty-nine steps..."
8. "Out of my way, Oprah!"
7. "For the last time, I don't want to be squeegied"
6. "I haven't seen this much chafing in midtown since the 'Girlie Tour' was
here"
5. "I'm going to catch that Mexican or my name isn't H. Ross Perot"
4. "Faster! Here comes Lorena Bobbitt!"
3. "Congratulations on finishing the marathon. Now, give me your wallet"
2. "Would you please stop 'accidently' bumping into me, Senator Packwood"
1. "That ain't Gatorade!"